When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
NoShamevember. You game?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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