Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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