I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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