Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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