No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Randomize
