From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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