the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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