is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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