he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Randomize
