Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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