It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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