No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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