Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
