There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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