I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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