I hope mine doesn't look like that
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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