I'd wear matching sweaters with you
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
