Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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