dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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