A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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