I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize