Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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