So drunk its hurt
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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