Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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