He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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