so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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