if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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