YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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