have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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