Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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