Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Everything about him screamed your future.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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