So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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