Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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