Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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