The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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