just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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