I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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