around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
