new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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