stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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