I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
