so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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