i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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