I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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