she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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