Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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