Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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