Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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