I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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