Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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