at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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